I have put off watching the Sopranos all season long because I stopped watching it midway last year. The reason was simple: it sucked. So how does it fair this year based on the one episode last week that I saw?

It sucks. I heard people saying how its getting good and that stuff is happening. So lets pick apart some of the things that proves this show really blows ass. ::clears throat::

1. AJ tried to kill himself.
And I care why? He's always been a pussy. I have hated him for a long long time now. It's too bad that he didn't actually kill himself. Before he tries to kill himself again, maybe he should get tattoos on his eyelids that are tears. That way after he's dead hes still crying like a pussy.

2. Bobby's Death.
Quite possibly the lamest death I have ever seen in my life. It was literally the cheesiest death in any tv show EVER. Everything about it was terrible. Too long, slow-mo, 25 gunshots, screaming kids, etc etc. I wanted to literally change the channel right there.

3. He speaks Ukrainian.
They outsourced killing the New York boss to some overseas Italians. That entire thing was poorly written. The fact they killed some guy who spoke Ukrainian was very amusing. But to top it off was the fact it was mentioned to like 3 other people and no one seemed to care. LOL. Brilliant writing.

4. I am going to stop at this last point.
The writing in general is just terrible. Its LAUGHABLE actually. So it begs the question, why do people think this show is good? Basically it all comes down to tradition. Five years ago this show was good, and it is just the cool thing for everyone to like it. The typical response for speaking negatively about the show would be, "omg. how can you not like the sopranos, its the best thing ever !".

Will I watch the finale? Yes. This train wreck is more than five years in the making, so why would I pass that up?